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"You heard of that Ethan guy?"


shadyd3mon.carrd.co - My actual carrdsite (this one is more simplified than shadyd3mon.carrd.co)Hey, I'm Ethan, or EVILETH4N. YouTuber, illustrator and a writer. I make commentary videos on things that make me angry, thats what I'm most known for. l'm also a gachatard, yeah it's lame. I use one of my characters, Ethan Williams, as my persona. He's based off of myself. (He's the guy over here ->)I may be epic but I'm still small and upcoming, so don't expect me to be the best right now, save that expectation for the future.

WHO I AM


- My name's Ethan or Shady (Ethan William A)
- Other nicknames are Ettano, Tan or 3
- 16 (Sept 7 2009), Male (him/his), 6w5
- Welsh-Italian + part Russian ethnicity, 📍Australia
- Straight-asexual
- 5'9
- I wanna be a firefighter when I grow up lel
- Literally Elvis Cridlington if he was cartoonishly evil.
Linkin Park, Fear Factory, RHCP, Duran Duran, Good Charlotte, Slipknot, Papa Roach, BMTH, TRUSTcompany my favs, Meteora 20AE is my favorite album.Avid Fireman Sam fan, series 5-9


AS A PERSON:
I'm Ethan. Basically this skinny gym rat who's always angry. Otherwise, I tend to lack a sense of self or meaning so writing it down usually helps me understand myself more. I like cooking and food and stuff. I really wish I could be scary so I can "protect myself", but I can't be edgy and mysterious because I'm a dumb piece of shit who can't go a week without running into a wall. I want to have somewhat of a legacy to leave behind, or something to be remembered for, but I know that won't happen uhhhhh
I like firearms, 4wdriving, hunting, tactical stuff, rock and nu metal music (I think you can tell that by now tho), among other things, and my core definining traits is being chronically angry and bored and having OCD or something.AS A CREATOR:
I mainly do commentary on whatever topics make me angry, but nothing's set as "my topic" yet. That, plus illustration and I narrate my own stories, specifically SHADYD3MOS-0, which is primarily hosted on my Insta. I am relatively small and upcoming, but my progress since 2021 was heavily stunted due to harassment.
PLATFORMS I USE MOST: YOUTUBE, IG, ALT YOUTUBE (Follow me, nerd).
dc: shadyd3mon (rarely active) | PROGRAMMES: Galaxy Tab S9 FE, my hands bitch


While I'm at it, here are my other funknee characters.

They've got more extensive bios here, but here's some shortened ones from my insta.

GET OFF MY SHIT IF:


- You create, distribute or support NSFW
- You're an adult (following and public interaction is fine)
- You're a proshipper/profiction, or like lolishota, noncon and derranged shit like that, or if you defend it
- You're from r/YouTubeDrama
- You've harmed me personally
- You support forced diversity representation where it doesn't belong/against canon (you fucking suck)
- You frequent on DeviantArt, Reddit, toxic Twitter cesspools or larper sites.
In case you wanted a reason to block me (BYF):
- I'm ageist towards adults due to extensive bad experiences, and am unwilling to change my mind for my own safety.
- I don't support the LGBT due to trauma links, but I am not against it either.
- I WILL retaliate if you provoke me I don't fucking care.
- I equate fiction to reality in most cases, and I'm an antishipper (Elvnny is my only exception fuck you).
- I'm mentally ill. Not some "hee hee I'm insane" type shit, H-OCD/C-PTSD and chronic ideation is a genuine distress so don't act shocked if I'm a fucking retard.

Isuzu D-MAX jumpscare..Because a grand finale isn't what I get.
I've been your host Ethan, and I'm outta here (the CIA wants me dead).